Category Archives: Weird

Parties; Booby Traps of The human kind


With the holiday season fast approaching you have the inevitable invitations to parties there are a few people you want to stear clear of. I like to call them booby traps of the human kind.

Now when i go to parties i like to have an escape plan, you just never know when you want to get out of there, one is sneak off to the bathroom and set your phone alarm for 15 minutes time, get back out and mingle answer the fake call make your excuses and leave.

Now if its a big party you could just sneak out, but you will be asked questions as to where you got to, a good answer is “oh i was passed out in the yard when I came to I went home” this implies you had a good time. Now Onto the booby traps.

Old One Night Stand 

You get comfortable in your little corner  then someone familiar walks by, your first thought is Don’t you know that girl/guy from somewhere? Maybe you shouldn’t have had those last shots. That’s the woman/man you accidentally slept with last night. And it looks like she/he has put on 50 pounds overnight. Hopefully, she/he was too drunk to remember who you are but not drunk enough to claim date rape.

Dumped Guy  

According to this guy, all women are the devil, and boobs are just horns that are camouflaged. When he calls his ex a “crazy psycho bitch” he is really saying “that crazy psycho bitch broke my heart.” He will think of how sweet her sleeping face was, while he’s trying to sleep with you.

The Tweetaholic

With twitter being the super fast way to get things out there other than one on one conversation, rest assured everything you say will be tweeted by the tweetaholic. what you say in confidence will be tweeted faster than lightning because they have twitter on their phone.

The Ex-alcoholic (week 5)

Its bad party etiquette to try to convince everybody that sobering up is the smart way to go. Especially if everybody is already drunk! I realise this is a big achievment for them but a A party is not the place to bring up Alcoholics Anonymous. You can’t convince people drinking is bad for them while they’re doing shots. Come back the next day and talk to us while we have the morning after migraine. We might listen to reason while feeling vulnerable.

The Homophobe

There are more than likely going to be alternative lifestylists at the party. If you’re uncomfortable with that, then guess what…no one cares. The homophobe is the guy that cant wait to remind us that Bruce is girly. Like we didnt know!! Really! most people are tired of hearing how you hope he doesn’t try to hit on you. There are people who are different then you are, and those differences aren’t all about you. You see that girl over there? She likes men too and she’s not trying to sleep with you either. So Grow up.

So there you have it, the main Human booby traps you will find at a party.  One thing to remember for any party you go to and that is take a taxi dont drive, stay safe. Good luck avoiding the Booby Traps.


			

Creepy things found on Wikipedia


Head transplant

A head transplant is a surgical operation involving the grafting of an organism’s head onto the body of another. It should not be confused with another, hypothetical, surgical operation, the brain transplant. Head transplantation inevitably involves decapitating the patient. Although it has been successfully performed using dogs, monkeys and rats, no human is known to have undergone the procedure.

Since the technology required to reattach a severed spinal cord has not yet been developed, the subject of a head transplant would become quadriplegic unless proper therapies were developed. This technique has been proposed as possibly useful for people who are already quadriplegics and who are also suffering from widespread organ failures which would otherwise require many different and difficult transplant surgeries. It may also be useful for people who would rather be quadriplegic than dead. There is no uniform consensus on the ethics of such a procedure

Read more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_transplant

 

 

Whole-body transplant

A whole-body transplant or brain transplant is a hypothetical operation that would move the brain of one being into the body of another. It is a procedure distinct from head transplant, which involves transferring the entire head to a new body, as opposed to the brain only. Theoretically, a person with advanced organ failure could be given a new and functional body while keeping their own personality and memories.

Historically, whole-body transplants have not been feasibile and were widely regarded as impossible. Today, given progress in organ transplant and human cloning research, many scientists hold that whole-body transplants are theoretically possible and likely to be feasibile in the future. Somebioethicists argue that there are difficult moral problems involved in either harvesting a brain-dead body, especially one deliberately created using human cloning, or otherwise acquiring a body (say, of a criminal due to be executed for a crime,] or an individual who is not dead but is soon to die of a brain-based illness).

Though not feasible at current levels of technology and scientific understanding, this and similar concepts have been explored in various forms of fiction.

Read more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole-body_transplant

 

Exploding head syndrome

Exploding head syndrome is a parasomnia condition that causes the sufferer occasionally to experience a tremendously loud noise as originating from within his or her own head, usually described as the sound of an explosion, roar, gunshot, loud voices or screams, a ringing noise, or the sound of electrical arcing (buzzing).

This noise usually occurs within an hour or two of falling asleep, but is not necessarily the result of a dream and can happen while awake as well. While the sound is perceived as extremely loud, it is usually not accompanied by pain. Attacks appear to change in number over time, with several attacks occurring in a space of days or weeks followed by months of remission. Sufferers often feel a sense of fear and anxiety after an attack, accompanied by elevated heart rate. Attacks are also often accompanied by perceived flashes of light (when perceived on their own, known as a “visual sleep start”) or difficulty in breathing. The condition is also known as “auditory sleep starts”. It is not thought to be dangerous,although it is sometimes distressing to experience. Sufferers may experience an inability to vocalize any sound, or mild forms of sleep paralysis during an attack.

Read more  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

 

 

 

 

Is it a sheep? A goat? No, it’s a geep


geep

Not a sheep, nor a goat, the geep is a very unusual occurrence.

The Central Coast Express Advocate reported the farm is the proud carer of the unusual animal born earlier this month. The cuddly bundle of joy was born to a ewe but is a throw back from his father, a ram that has goat genes.

It sounds bizarre but this unusual animal is officially known as a geep. Farm supervisor Tracey Yeomans says the hybrid animal is quite rare and it’s birth took everyone by surprise.

“Everyone here was blown away when it was born,” Ms Yeomans said.
“We immediately researched the internet for other examples and discovered it is a rarity.

Read the full story and see more pictures here.


GUMBY TRIES TO HOLD UP STORE


Police in California are on the hunt for a man who tried to rob a convenience store in San Diego dressed up as  Gumby.

Gumby was caught on video going into a 7-11 store on Monday.

The Gumby  first asked for a pack of cigarettes. Then, claimed he had a gun and demanded money.

But the bulky Gumby costume became more of a  problem than a help during the robbery attempt. Gumby started fumbling through his pockets but nothing but coins started falling out. In the end Gumby gave up and walked out. He was seen leaving in  a minivan with a man who came in behind him.

The store clerk who is from the Philippines,  has no idea who Gumby is, only that he left 27 cents behind when he fled.

 

DRUNK SWEDISH MOOSE FOUND STUCK IN TREE


Per Johansson of Saro, Goteburg in Southwestern Sweeden found what appeared to be a drunk  moose  entangled in an apple tree.

Per Johansson  heard a roar from his neighbor’s garden late Tuesday, As his neighbours were on vacation he went to investigate  The animal, apparently drunk from eating fermented apples, was found kicking in a tree.

Per, the police and rescue services, worked together sawing off tree branches setting the female moose free. the The drunk and confused moose then wandered into Per Johansson’s garden where she was still recovering on Thursday

Other neighbors in the area had seen the moose sneaking about for a few days. Per Johansson claimed the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or “half-stupid.”

To read more and watch the video go to

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8346100

Man caught with ***** in pasta jar


A MAN caught near Nobbys Beach with his ***** in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his ***** and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling”.

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself “decent”.

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.